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Wow

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Now

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Isn't this almost brand new?

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Ears that tell 
who's talking behind you

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(You'll hear anyone 
talking about you)

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Great

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Anyone chat to me

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Huh?

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(Hello, I would like to purchase this)

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(Great)

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(It's about time)

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Are you here for Carrot?

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Oh yes

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(What's that ugly hat?)

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(What's with that red full body tattoo?)

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(Oh)

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Huh? What is it?

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Nothing

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Here

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Ugh

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It looks a bit gross in real life

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It might look like that, 
but it's useful

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Hmm.. so

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using this, you'll hear anyone talking crap

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about you no matter 
how quiet it is, right?

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Want to test it out?

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I'll say something real quiet

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Helmet head square jaw

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Oops, sorry. My hand slipped

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Ouch

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You checked it works,
give me the money, $50

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4 dollars

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No,

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20 dollars

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What?

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I posted it for 50

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20

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Phew

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I got it for $100

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with express delivery from Devilzon

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20 dollars

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You came here with the deal of 50 dollars

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Give me 50

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20 dollars

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(What a jerk I ran into)

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Fine, enough

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I'll give it for 20 dollars

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Okay

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Thank you

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Where should I sent it to?

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Pay me by cash

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Thanks young man

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Have a great day

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Phew

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Ha

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Dumb

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It's actually only 5 dollars

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Hehehe

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Huh?

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Oh

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Right

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(False witness will be punished, 
and whoever lies will perish
[Prov. 19:9])

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