Wow
Now
Isn't this almost brand new?
Ears that tell who's talking behind you
(You'll hear anyone talking about you)
Great
Anyone chat to me
Huh?
(Hello, I would like to purchase this)
(Great)
(It's about time)
Are you here for Carrot?
Oh yes
(What's that ugly hat?)
(What's with that red full body tattoo?)
(Oh)
Huh? What is it?
Nothing
Here
Ugh
It looks a bit gross in real life
It might look like that, but it's useful
Hmm.. so
using this, you'll hear anyone talking crap
about you no matter how quiet it is, right?
Want to test it out?
I'll say something real quiet
Helmet head square jaw
Oops, sorry. My hand slipped
Ouch
You checked it works, give me the money, $50
4 dollars
No,
20 dollars
What?
I posted it for 50
20
Phew
I got it for $100
with express delivery from Devilzon
20 dollars
You came here with the deal of 50 dollars
Give me 50
20 dollars
(What a jerk I ran into)
Fine, enough
I'll give it for 20 dollars
Okay
Thank you
Where should I sent it to?
Pay me by cash
Thanks young man
Have a great day
Phew
Ha
Dumb
It's actually only 5 dollars
Hehehe
Huh?
Oh
Right
(False witness will be punished, and whoever lies will perish [Prov. 19:9])
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