Nice to meet you
You are so beautiful
No, that's not true
May I ask how old you are?
I was born in 1995
In 1995?
It's the perfect age to find the right guy and get married
But it's not so easy to do so
Just trust me
It won't take long to find your soul mate
Really?
Of course
Oh okay
What is your ideal man like?
I have never thought about that
I don't think I have any type
Do you mean that it does not matter what he looks like?
Yes, looks are not that important to me
Appearance not important
Monolids and a sharp jawline should be enough
Can you find an example from celebrities?
Gong Yoo
Gong Yoo?
Do you mean the actor I know?
The actor in Guardian-The Lonely Great God and Coffee Prince, right?
Appearance is not important but you want a man like Gong Yoo?
It's so hard to say but yes
Do you happen to look for some other qualities?
I have trypophobia
Oh, okay
It may be impossible for me to meet a man with inflammatory acne
Is it because acne is round?
Are you okay with small zits?
What did you say? Ti..?
Oh my! The pronunciation is too strange to deal with, so no
What's weird? It's not like I said tits
Oh my my, tits are round it's scaring me, stop
Clean skin...
Is heights important?
I am not very tall so I do not care about the height
That's right, you have to compromise sometime
Then...
Oh wait a moment
Oh, that'd be too tall so 6 ft should be okay
What did you just do with your tongue?
Was it a simulation?
Oh yes
Do you have any more things that you cannot accept?
I have never thought about that sort of stuff
I think you do have some more
I want guy who has no dating history
but I hope he is considerate
See? I told you
For example, If I say I'm going home
I don't want him to just let me go
How about going home now?
And since I hate when a guy is obsessed with me
less texting would be nice
But still he needs to show jealousy
cause it makes me feel I am loved
But if he's too nice,
then he will compromise a lot, and I don't like it
Like he can play a little bit hard to get,
but bad guys disgusts me
Also, I have week teeth
so I want someone who likes boneless chicken
Keep going cause I know you have a long list
Lack of self-awareness would be great,
Yeap, still talking
but still has his own clear subjectivity
Like kind of strong subjectivity?
No self-awareness but subjectivity?
Men you just described
we call them
Unicorns
Oh I like corns too
We need time to find the guy you described
at least 5 years
But I need to wear a wedding dress before my skin starts to sag
I hope that too, but you are so picky
No, I am not picky
I don't impose conditions
YOU ARE PICKY
I just have a Trypophobia!
YOU ARE PICKY
I'm talking to a wall
I should just go, I'll come back next time
My day is ruined
Oopsie, I apologize for not being helpful, ma'am
Thank you, take care~
B*tch
She's so annoying
How dare she mentioned Gong Yoo
Oh, he's fine
Next, please come in
Nice to meet you
Nice to meet you, too
That's strange
I don't look good in the photo, right?
Pardon me?
I don't usually take photos
And because I needed ASAP so
I've heard I look better in person
They're the ones who'll ruin your life
You better cut them off now
Call them now and say it
My mom said that
Say you love her
Mom is the best
Raising you to be such a handsome man
Am I handsome?
What?
You just flirted with me, didn't you?
Did I?
No
No! No no no
Don't smile like that
Close your mouth
No
Seriously, no
I can't..
I'm rather very quick-witted
No, I don't think you are at all
This time, I'll just
let it slide
Phew!
What a rough day
I just want to quit
Oh man
Okay!
Please tell me
your preferred types in woman
Oh god, this is crazy
Yeah, I'm about to go crazy
Are you going to beat around the bush like this?
You want me to beat you?
Something got into your eye?
Be brave
I'll try to be brave
Stop it! You jerk!
Minkyo Assemble