(Milan's sitcom)
(I was enjoying my thinking time in the bathroom)
(and there's a dog waiting right in front of the door)
(Apparently, dogs look at their owners when they go to the potty)
(because they want to say they need protection in this defenseless moment)
(and I think Milan came to protect me)
(Don't worry, I have your back)
(Hey... Why did you open the door...it's a little too muchI)
(Close the door and go back to your business)
(Don't you know dogs have a keen sense of smell)
(Wow, it's hard to stay loyal)
(..I opened the door because I have something to say...)
I don't need you to protect me
Mommy will be out soon
(No worries, you always have my back when I use the bathroom)
Go on
(Hey, I'm a dog that values loyalty!)
(I can hold my breath, go on and do your business)
(A very smelly loyalty and friendship...)
(I wasn't comfortable while I was in there, but I remember to say thanks)
Thanks for protecting me
Thanks a lot~
(Don't mention it~)
Thanks to you, I was able to go to the bathroom in peace
(Then show me your gratitude)
Don't even think about it
That was free service
(How could you say that to a dog who endured so much)
(That's not the way to success)
I never asked for that service
(I can't believe I was loyal to this human being)
(If it weren't for me, you wouldn't have gotten)
(even a second's peace in there!)
(I never asked for this smelly service)
(but I asked just in case Milan was asking for something in return)
What do you want Milan?
(Milan doesn't hesitate for a second to tell me. Shameless)
I can't believe this
(2 if I made you laugh)
(I didn't laugh out loud)
(so just one)
(I did that out of the goodness of my heart and you give me a treat)
(I'll guard you every time you go from now on)
(This is an unfair relationship. I have to give away treats)
(when Milan goes to potty and when Milan guards me though I never asked for it)
(Milan starts to gently wag her tail when she feels that I'm looking at her)
Milan
(Milan's tail wags even more haha)
Are you happy or not?
(Definitely not)
(She's so happy by just being called by her name~)
(Two-faced dog who's top and bottom are playing separately again today)
(Soon, the tail will stop wagging and starts it again)
(If you pet her just once)
(She starts wagging her tail again (hahaha))
(Side Effects)
(Why did you stop, are you kidding me?)
(A dog who got petted needs more touch)
(If you touched a dog's head)
(You should take responsibility for it)
(I moved my hand away because I felt burdened)
(Are you trying to pull a fast one on me?!)
(I petted her once to make her tail wag)
(And a greater responsibility followed)
(Today's lesson: Don't even think about touching a dog only once)
(I can hear Milan drinking water)
(I'm waiting until she's finished done to call her)
(Soon after moistening her throat, she appears)
Come here
Milan, come here!
(I want to sleep comfortably on my bed...)
(Knock something to seduce Milan)
(Is that the sound from your stomach?)
(It's the sound from the hot water bottle...)
(Suggested that we should sleep in the same bed with this hot water bottle)
(Independent Milan going to her bed without thinking twice..)
(So...I have to sleep alone with my hot water bottle so that's it for today)